Category Archives: Lamont & Tonelli

Lamont & Tonelli take on stupid covidiots; the 5G conspiracy theorists
Lamont & Tonelli present a new feature called Stupid COVIDiots, launching with the 5G conspiracy theorist who believes that COVID-19 is spreading through radio waves emitted through cell phone tow...
Syndicated Author Apr 28, 2020

Lamont & Tonelli Present “Icky Sticky Farts”
In the wake of new studies saying that farts may contain coronavirus, it might be time to replace your regular mask with a gas mask. Of course the band is all over this, jamming with Billy Ray Cyrus t...
Syndicated Author Apr 23, 2020

Dr. Smeltzer explains science behind COVID-19 lingering in testicles of men
Well, the newest coronavirus danger: having testicles. A new study has found that men are more at risk of suffering severe bouts of coronavirus because the disease is known to "linger" in the testicle...
Syndicated Author Apr 22, 2020

Lamont & Tonelli present “This Corona”
The band has never sounded better channeling their inner Brooks & Dunn. “My Maria” becomes “This Corona.” For more information and the latest updates on COVID-19, please vi...
Syndicated Author Apr 21, 2020

Lamont & Tonelli present “Lamont’s Love Making Song”
Considering the risk in hooking up with someone right now, as a public service, Lamont & Tonelli present: “Lamont’s Love Making Song.”For more information and the latest updates...
Syndicated Author Apr 20, 2020

Lamont & Tonelli Present “Party Until 2022”
After hearing what the big-brains at Harvard had to say about the shelter-in-place lasting through 2022, Lamont & Tonelli present a few new classics from the band including “Party Until 2022...
Syndicated Author Apr 17, 2020

Mr. Skin’s Must Watch This Week
LONDON, ENGLAND – NOVEMBER 24: Aimee Lou Wood attends the 65th Evening Standard Theatre Awards at London Coliseum on November 24, 2019 in London, England. (Photo by Stuart C. Wilson/Getty Images...
Syndicated Author Apr 16, 2020

Dallas Cowboys’ caught breaking shelter-in-place for birthday party
PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA – DECEMBER 22: Dak Prescott #4 of the Dallas Cowboys looks to hand off the ball to Ezekiel Elliott #21 during the second half against the Philadelphia Eagles in the ga...
Syndicated Author Apr 15, 2020

Lamont & Tonelli salute the 5G Conspiracy Theorist
Lamont & Tonelli salute the real corona morons – the 5G Conspiracy theorist, putting an end to the latest claim that the coronavirus spreads through the internet. For more information a...
Syndicated Author Apr 14, 2020

Dr. Smeltzer Say We Need To Stop The Custom Of Shaking Hands
Should the coronavirus pandemic mark the end of the American handshake? Lamont & Tonelli’s resident physician, Dr. Smeltzer is here to answer that question.
Syndicated Author Apr 13, 2020



