Not everybody eats croissants. Let’s face it, some people just don’t enjoy the buttery, flaky, pastry from Austria. Many prefer a bagel, cereal, toast, or maybe just some coffee in the morning. But, most people can at least identify a croissant when they come face to face with one. But apparently not in Poland. A woman recently called Krakow Animal Welfare in Poland to report a “mysterious headless beast” that was hanging from a tree outside her residence. The “dangerous creature” had been there for two days, and the woman reported that she thought it may be a headless iguana. But Poland is too cold for an iguana to live outside, so that was immediately ruled out. The inspector who arrived on site at the scene determined that the monster was indeed a croissant and not a harm to the resident. He said, “It is difficult to help something that has been previously baked.”
Z cyklu “Z pamiętnika inspektora” – relacjonuje inspektor Adam.
– Przyjedźcie i go zabierzcie! – w głosie dzwoniącej…
Check out a picture of the terrifying creature and read the full story here.